The Cow –

2:45 p.m. — A man on Main Street said another man was entering businesses and removing the caller’s business cards and taking down business advertising signs.
Damn him! That sumbitch is at it again! How am I supposed to make a living if he goes around removing my cards and signs? Sumbitch still can’t get over the thing with the cow.

 6:26 p.m. — A main on east Sparrow Lane reported shots fired and a skunk chasing chickens.